"I’m blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me." 

— Sophie Kinsella 

 "Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury." 

— Sophie Kinsella (Twenties Girl)

 "I'll have to admit, he really does have quite a smile.Kind of heart-stopping, especially as it comes out of nowhere.

I mean... you know. If your heart was in the kind of place to be stopped." 

— Sophie Kinsella (I've Got Your Number)

 "It's just the way things are. And you can't dwell on what might have been. You have to look at what is." 

— Sophie Kinsella (Twenties Girl)

 "Don't beat yourself up for not knowing the answers. You don't always have to know who you are. You don't have to have the big picture, or know where you're heading. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what you're going to do next." 

— Sophie Kinsella (The Undomestic Goddess)

 "Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact." 

— Sophie Kinsella (Remember Me?)

 "Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards." 

 "If it's in the bin, it's public property." 

— Sophie Kinsella (I've Got Your Number)

 "If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ..." 

— Sophie Kinsella 

 "You can want and want and want, but if he doesn't want you back ... you might as well wish the sky were red." 

— Sophie Kinsella (Twenties Girl)