“I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.” 

― Jarod Kintz, I Want

“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.” 

― Groucho Marx